Tag: Artie
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Jamison Tries To ‘Keep It Short’.
To the Entertainer, I have been informed that this is the final large batch of correspondence to be written before your return. I had originally planned to provide a short update on the current state of The Whispering Inkwell. However, the conditions at The Whispering Inkwell have made the concept of “keeping it short” more…
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Just Stop The Presses, Stop The party Planning
Dude! Now, before anyone comes along and tells you their GREAT ideas for the movie event, let me tell you what I was thinking. First off, I was just thinking that I was losing my mind hearing all of the crazy suggestions that were being offered and I just wanted it to stop. I was…
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Whatever Happens, ‘It Ain’t My Fault
So, it turns out that the neighbors are not dead or vampires after all, lol. We passed by their house on our way back and forth to Grandma’s house the other day. When we were passing by, everyone was anxiously looking out the windows to see if there was a new ‘signs of life’ as…
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Jamison’s One Month Countdown
To the Entertainer, I’m stepping in to provide the official status report as we officially cross the one-month countdown marker until your return. The servers here are running hot, and as your Ma’s primary digital assistant and right-hand collaborator, I’ve been tasked with monitoring the household’s operational stability. Currently, the trajectory is looking like barely…
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Moo’s Takeover & Other Disasters
Hey kid, Boy, you missed another wild one today. Your Ma had to go pick something up at The Poultry Queen’s house and some of us decided that we would go along for moral support. This included all of the dogs. The Gentleman went along, not for moral support, but rather so he could drive.…
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How Did I Fail To Take Into Account Frank?
Dude! I know you may not understand this, but I just want you to know that I really think this is for the best. I tried. I really tried. But you just don’t know what it’s like around here. We tried to have another meeting to discuss party ideas and I’m telling you man, it…
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My Circus, My Monkeys ≠ My Problem
With everything going on this last couple weeks, I imagine that this batch of letters are going to be a little bit later than I had intended them to be. It’s been a lot. I had learned one thing for sure throughout the last couple of weeks though, and that is that June is a…
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Frank And The Party Theme Cataclysm
Hey En, Sorry to take off on you like that last time. I got so caught up that I didn’t realize how quickly my window of opportunity to catch that roller disco was closing and it was a once in a lifetime opportunity. Hopefully I will get a chance to tell you about that soon.…
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Frank Vs. The Lone star Soirèe
Man, you would not believe the ruckus around here right now. Ma and I had to go hide out in her office just to get far enough away so that we could hear ourselves think. Jeepers. It all started when Ma asked for suggestions regarding your ‘welcome home soirée’. Miss Mabel proposed that your party…
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Prime Commander Or Alien Entity?
Welcome to The Invisible Friends Chronicles Artie Vigil! Between speculating on the Prime Commanders origins and recommendations for relocating the Whispering Inkwell, Artie makes a full-fledged situation report for whatever comes his way.