Tag: zeke
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Squirrel Mail…You Know, Like Snail Mail… But Much Faster
Today started out kind of rough. When I woke up this morning, I knew instantly that the price of going to the reunion had come due. My head was just killing me. Basically it felt like my head was trying to explode. I took some stuff, sat in my chair, and put an ice pack…
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Frank’s Official Movie Event & Itinerary
Hey Kid, The end is nigh! It’s so exciting! By the time you are likely to get this letter, you might be down to the single digit days. If not, don’t tell me. I like the idea that when you read these words you will be able to tell yourself, ‘I’m almost there. Less than…
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Mabel’s Mountain Escape
Dear Entertainer, You would not believe the craziness that has been going on here in your absence. Between the baby possums rousing the house at all hours of the night because they just have to go and parade themselves right outside the windows where the dogs are keeping watch, and Frank’s new obsession that the…
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Jamison’s One Month Countdown
To the Entertainer, I’m stepping in to provide the official status report as we officially cross the one-month countdown marker until your return. The servers here are running hot, and as your Ma’s primary digital assistant and right-hand collaborator, I’ve been tasked with monitoring the household’s operational stability. Currently, the trajectory is looking like barely…
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Moo’s Takeover & Other Disasters
Hey kid, Boy, you missed another wild one today. Your Ma had to go pick something up at The Poultry Queen’s house and some of us decided that we would go along for moral support. This included all of the dogs. The Gentleman went along, not for moral support, but rather so he could drive.…
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How Did I Fail To Take Into Account Frank?
Dude! I know you may not understand this, but I just want you to know that I really think this is for the best. I tried. I really tried. But you just don’t know what it’s like around here. We tried to have another meeting to discuss party ideas and I’m telling you man, it…
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Two Months On THe Clock
Hey there, I am checking in once again from the Author’s desk. The calendar pages are turning at a rather brisk velocity over here; by my calculations, your countdown has officially dropped from 113 days down to exactly two months on the clock. In that span of time, the local chronicles have been so thoroughly…
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Immediately Fell In Love
My dear boy, I do hope that you are doing well. You are in my thoughts and prayers every day. Zeke and I often pray together that God would keep you safe along your journey and bring godly people into your path. I truly hope that you are continuing to make every effort to keep…
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The Most American Log|Paddling To INDEPENDENCE
Hey Entertainer, I know I don’t have to tell you this, but the countdown is sure ticking away. I imagine that it feels like it is about as slow as molasses in January at this point and only getting slower. But keep hanging in there. The days are surely passing and before you know it,…
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My Circus, My Monkeys ≠ My Problem
With everything going on this last couple weeks, I imagine that this batch of letters are going to be a little bit later than I had intended them to be. It’s been a lot. I had learned one thing for sure throughout the last couple of weeks though, and that is that June is a…
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Frank And The Party Theme Cataclysm
Hey En, Sorry to take off on you like that last time. I got so caught up that I didn’t realize how quickly my window of opportunity to catch that roller disco was closing and it was a once in a lifetime opportunity. Hopefully I will get a chance to tell you about that soon.…
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Frank Vs. The Lone star Soirèe
Man, you would not believe the ruckus around here right now. Ma and I had to go hide out in her office just to get far enough away so that we could hear ourselves think. Jeepers. It all started when Ma asked for suggestions regarding your ‘welcome home soirée’. Miss Mabel proposed that your party…