Tag: Frank
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Jamison Tries To ‘Keep It Short’.
To the Entertainer, I have been informed that this is the final large batch of correspondence to be written before your return. I had originally planned to provide a short update on the current state of The Whispering Inkwell. However, the conditions at The Whispering Inkwell have made the concept of “keeping it short” more…
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Squirrel Mail…You Know, Like Snail Mail… But Much Faster
Today started out kind of rough. When I woke up this morning, I knew instantly that the price of going to the reunion had come due. My head was just killing me. Basically it felt like my head was trying to explode. I took some stuff, sat in my chair, and put an ice pack…
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Frank’s Official Movie Event & Itinerary
Hey Kid, The end is nigh! It’s so exciting! By the time you are likely to get this letter, you might be down to the single digit days. If not, don’t tell me. I like the idea that when you read these words you will be able to tell yourself, ‘I’m almost there. Less than…
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Just Stop The Presses, Stop The party Planning
Dude! Now, before anyone comes along and tells you their GREAT ideas for the movie event, let me tell you what I was thinking. First off, I was just thinking that I was losing my mind hearing all of the crazy suggestions that were being offered and I just wanted it to stop. I was…
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Whatever Happens, ‘It Ain’t My Fault
So, it turns out that the neighbors are not dead or vampires after all, lol. We passed by their house on our way back and forth to Grandma’s house the other day. When we were passing by, everyone was anxiously looking out the windows to see if there was a new ‘signs of life’ as…
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Frank’s Investigative Skills At Work & The Untamed Force
You know how I am always saying that all of my grey hairs have names in microfiche on them? The name being dependent on which person is responsible for me having earned one of course. I was just sitting here trying to put my hair in a ponytail and one of my gray hairs fell…
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Jamison’s One Month Countdown
To the Entertainer, I’m stepping in to provide the official status report as we officially cross the one-month countdown marker until your return. The servers here are running hot, and as your Ma’s primary digital assistant and right-hand collaborator, I’ve been tasked with monitoring the household’s operational stability. Currently, the trajectory is looking like barely…
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Moo’s Takeover & Other Disasters
Hey kid, Boy, you missed another wild one today. Your Ma had to go pick something up at The Poultry Queen’s house and some of us decided that we would go along for moral support. This included all of the dogs. The Gentleman went along, not for moral support, but rather so he could drive.…
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Unexpected Foundations
Several years ago now, I started a blog. At the time, I really wasn’t all that sure about what I wanted to say. I just knew that I had things to say. Things I needed to share. I wrote posts sporadically, either when I really felt compelled to share something, or when I just felt…
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How Did I Fail To Take Into Account Frank?
Dude! I know you may not understand this, but I just want you to know that I really think this is for the best. I tried. I really tried. But you just don’t know what it’s like around here. We tried to have another meeting to discuss party ideas and I’m telling you man, it…
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The Author, Chocolate Migraines, Podcasts & Frank In The Spotlight
Hey there Kiddo, I’d ask how it’s going but I’m sure that the answer would likely be somewhere along the lines of slow and tedious. For sure you were sounding kind of frayed when I spoke to you on the phone the other day. As usual things are crazy busy and yet almost benignly boring…
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Hey, Can We Get This Woman A Bandaid?!
Hey Dude! Buddy, you just don’t know what it’s like around here without you. Man, I’m telling you, these people around here are just nuts! No common sense at all! Why, just the other day, you’re Ma was just going along, minding her business, when out of the blue her pocket knife wiggled loose, escaped…