Hey Dude!
I can almost hear the theme music for the countdown until you get home. And I mean that literally since Frank has been running around here working on the playlist for your welcome home to-do for the last like three weeks. It would seem that all of the music tends to revolve around certain key themes with absolutely no regards to genre whatsoever. I’m hearing songs like Homeward Bound, and Home Free and I’m like, ‘Ok. That’s workable.’ Then songs come on like, Tie A Yellow Ribbon Round The Old Oak Tree and I’m just sitting here thinking, “Really? You couldn’t have found anything more modern than that?’ But then, straight after that, I heard Break Free, the Reese Witherspoon version from Sing 2 and I was like, ‘Are you kidding me, Frank?! Please tell me that you are kidding me?’ His response to that was to play the saddest version of Home on the Range that I’ve ever heard. Dude, I’m telling you, not only could I imagine some cowboy out there weeping over a campfire just hearing it, I was about to cry myself. That saying something cause you know I am not a crier. And that wasn’t even the worst of it. Frank is absolutely insistent that we have to include I’ll be Home for Christmas on the playlist. I tried a reason with him. I said to him, ‘Frank, this party is supposed to be in August. Nobody wants to hear Christmas music while they are sweating their body parts off. That’s when he started talking about adding There’s No Place Like Home for the Holidays to the playlist. Whoever decided to let Frank being in charge of music should be fired. I’m just saying.
Your “Favorite”,
Colt
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