Why is it always the weekend when the internet goes out?

So after making it through last weeks lack of water escapade we then moved on to no internet. Which occurred over the weekend when you cant reach anybody who can do anything about it. Of course. First thing Monday I call them up and cant get anybody out here to fix it until Wensday. O.k. That sucks. By Tuesday night my husband decided he was going to try and track the problem. I had already shut the router down, reset everything, checked for a blown fuse, couldnt figure out what was wrong. He heads down to the yucky basement, again, and comes back a couple minutes later. He found the problem. Apparently when the wiring was installed, they had a little too much wiring and left it too hang. And then, years later, something came along and chewed the wire in half. So after a little bit of Macguyvering we again had internet. Hurray! Let me tell you though, you haven’t lived until you’ve explained that story to the lady at your internet provider. On the plus side I think she got a good laugh out of it. And I got my internet repaired, hopefully good to go for years to come.