A Million Years!

Dude!

Whatsup?! It’s been about a million years since I’ve talked to you! I was beginning to think that we were NEVER going to get this lady to let us talk to you! We’ve been asking and asking for like, forever. I almost gave up a few months ago, but then I noticed she was starting to get this little eyelid twitch whenever someone asked. That’s when I knew this egg was almost cracked. And here we are! Victory! Dude, when are you getting out of that place?! I keep hearing people say August but do you know how much that means to me? Nothing! You know what I really hear when they are talking? FOREVER! It’s just not the same without you here. It’s not like I can just go off fishing with your dad. He doesn’t even believe that I’m real. So I would just be sitting there bored out of my little mind. The only possibility for entertainment is if Fish Story is there. Then at least there’s a chance that he might fall off the boat or something.

But enough about me. Let me tell you about some of the stuff you’ve missed since you’ve been gone. I gotta think. It’s been so long I’m not even sure anymore. Let’s see, um, oh, I know, we didn’t have a Christmas party last year. It totally sucked man. There weren’t even any good desserts to check out, like I’m just saying. No scrumptious smells filling the air. Like hardly at all. It was super depressing. I can’t wait until you get back. I know we’ll have to have some kind of Christmas party then. I’m voting for some serious sour cream coffee cake man. I don’t think we’ve had any around here in like two years. You’d think these people were on some kind of diet or something.

Another thing that you’ve missed out on is seeing the little guy grow like five feet. Ok, maybe he hasn’t grown five feet, but he gets much bigger and he’s going to be six feet. Like, I’m just saying. And he is just all arms and legs. Pretty much like you were at his age. Did you know he’s driving now?! Like, man, when did that happen? I couldn’t believe it when he came home with a driving permit.

Well, that’s enough about everybody else. Back to important things. Like, the other day, I was watching one of our favorite episodes of Stargate Atlantis. The one where McKay finds that personal protection shield and he can’t eat or drink anything because he doesn’t know how to take it off. 😂 Man, that one cracks me up every time. We will have to watch that one together when you get home. Nobody appreciates that show around here as much as you do; although I guess the little guy and The Author come close. Ish. I guess. 😜

You keep hanging in there man. Just know that we are all here waiting for you to come back.

From (Your Favorite),

Colt